Arise, Komrades!
No more will the mundane proletariat define our enjoyments! No more will there be divisiveness between the Goths and the Rivets. No more will there be vodka shortages during the long night, the long night within our souls.
At last we will throw off the yoke of the last year's sobriety. We will dance on the corpses of the imperialist scum who try to tell us that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are appropriate diversions. No more!
Convergence 12 marks the beginning of our Five Year Day Plan. Join with us as we move forward in glorious darkness!